Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024

Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

fuck boy fuckery

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid. Sending pictures of themselves, asking if you have a boyfriend, or simply trying to keep you interested without commitment. So, 'I've missed you so much, I'm just not ready for a relationship' -fuckery

I'm not interested in your fuckboy fuckery.

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid.

by Georgie0209 March 22, 2017

BROOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

it means im garbage at the game and put the blame on the game physics and im 9 years old and if my parents are home i would get wooped

*dies* BROOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!!?!!?!

by DerxZ May 7, 2021

fuck

To copulate with them, or to deceive and thereby ruin them. In the latter sense, the expression 'fuck over' is also often used.

Fuck me, fuck me hard...
You fucked me, Frank. You fucked all of us.

by Draughtsman May 24, 2016

Fuck Peanut

A supple plump young male who resembles a peanut in shape in which one engages in sexual intercourse which.

Man, that guy Brett is a real Fuck Peanut

by MeGaShhady November 23, 2021

Oh fuck

An exclamation u say when u get the best blowjob and orgasm. Another definition is if u angry or worried at some shit going on

Tyzo: Baby....oh fuck I think I’m about to cum
Leía: *swallows cum*
Tyzo: OH FUCK

Ex #2

Anglo: r u serious Im gonna be late again (leaves house) OH FUCK I forgot my keys

by ThisIsO.T June 4, 2018