Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive

Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"

by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

Fredo Frog looking Fuck

Someone obnoxiously ugly who is being rude to you

Person 1 - Woah watch we're you're walking you inconsiderate bloke
Person 2 - Shut up you fredo frog looking fuck I'll walk where I want

by flatbushzombie October 12, 2021

Fuck Tard

When somebody is a fucking retard or acts like a fucking retard.

Your brother is such a fuck tard.

by Pickled Panda July 3, 2025

Fuck chug

Having sex doggy style while the female butt chugs a .99 shot.

The new high school craze is fuck chugging! Find out more on the 9 o'clock news!

Yo! Last night I walked in on Tyler fuck chugging with kelsey!

by Turd_ferguson14 October 2, 2021

Pooh fuck

Somebody who always acts excessively high spirited and over confident, to the point it becomes annoying. Pooh fucks think there better than everybody else because they live strait edge life's and never take risks. Pooh fucks got good grades in high school and are only friends with other pooh fucks. Typically they are doctors, lawyers and dentists. You will never find one of these guys at parties or getting wasted. They often whine when they smell even the slightest hint of cigarette smoke. The pooh fuck will try to ignore you if you pick on them, but if you keep giving them shit they will nark on you. Also, pooh fucks gather together and nark on non pooh fucks.

The valedictorian of our school was such a pooh fuck.

by J.bravo420 October 13, 2012

Spilt-Fuck

A adjative for someone who is not looking so hot.

"That bitch looks like Spilt-Fuck today"

by Sarah Harrison June 12, 2008