Smacks the fuck out

Beat someone mercilessly for an obscure act. Severe punishment for doing something illegal or bad behavior.

John cracked an inappropriate joke on Jake's girlfriend, Jake smacks the fuck out of john.

by REDOXNINJA October 6, 2016

having a fucking brain

not most people on this website

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"

by HAMBURGER007 June 1, 2025

A fucking sex

Having sex and fucking

"ME AND MY DOG WERE HAVING A FUCKING SEX!"

by Deku BHNA July 4, 2021

THE ENTIRE FUCKING BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

What else is there to say?

the word being defined THE ENTIRE FUCKING BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

by 2dhi2ifhefbiixbieixaibc November 12, 2023

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024