annoying fuck

someone who's so fucking annoying that you have to slap their balls, this one person gets on your nerves so much you cant help but throw hem off a bridge.

That kid is an annoying fuck, I almost just wanna throw him off a bridge so he can suffer and die as an annoying piece of shit.

by hehehehehhahahahahaha September 28, 2020

Fuck a roundabout

Willingly driving the opposite way in a roundabout.

Note: Might get you arrested.

Guy: Did you see the news about that guy who got arrested?

Guy 2: Yeah, he did the fuck a roundabout.

by Dankspanka' November 15, 2017

Fuck Boy

An extremely insensitive and derogatory term that was originally used to describe men who were forced in to sex in prisons. Now adopted by feminist culture which stands against the rape of women but is ok with the sexual abuse and rape of men.

That boy doesn't want to date me, he is a fuck boy.

by Analqueef October 9, 2016

Petitty fuck

When a woman feels pitty (feels sorry or feels bad) in a man for any of various reasons, so she puts her pride aside and asks him if he wants to titty fuck her only to make himself feel a bit better.

Women have the power over the men in this case, rare to find a guy who pitty’s a woman. (Power of the pussy).

Example 1_

Guy 1: bro, I can’t believe that chick felt sorry for me, she actually let me fuck her tits!

Example 2_

Girl 1: I felt so sorry for this guy that I offered him a petitty fuck. Eventually to find out he was lying!

Girl 2: omg what an asshole.

by Nae_nae98 August 27, 2019

Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024

Bear Fuck

To. We aggressively pounded by a large penis. Also must be said by a Greek lady.

Lauren, I just want to bear fucked today on a bear rug.

by Diltzy June 24, 2017

Fuck-Tard

/fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)

noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards

Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.

Me: "Eugene is such a Fuck-Tard!"
Eugene: "Yeet!"

by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019