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fuck off

a phrase used to request gay oral sex
person 1: fuck off
person 2: bet 😏
by woooOoOoohOoo November 25, 2021
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Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021
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Fuck

You want to fuck those who u love and fuck those who you hate as well
i really want to fuck you baby. or oh FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
by professional fucker November 27, 2021
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fuck

literally the only fucking word that fucking makes fucking sense in a fucking sentence
"I fucking hate living."
"I fucking hate you."
"Fuck you!"
"I'm fucked."
by shut up dumbass November 27, 2021
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Fuck

Fuck is a word for 'help' when someone says they want help say oh ofc i will fuck you. You can also say it if in danger just shout 'FUCK ME' and everyone will come running to you.
Teacher: Can someone help me bring the books in?
5year old student: Sure i will fuck you with the books!
by Lexi098 November 27, 2021
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Fuck Peanut

A person who is plump and shaped like a peanut in which you have sexual intercourse with
That dude brett is a real fuck peanut ;)
by MeGaShhady November 28, 2021
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Temple fucked

Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.
For the hundredth time Brittany told me about how cute her kids were, and it got me temple fucked.
by Rockerton November 28, 2021
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