Tickle your pickle

To receive a handjob

I see your pickle sickle has not been tickled
Can I "tickle your pickle" for nickel
Now that I tickled your pickle and made it trickle

Run that nickel for that tickled pickle

by The pickle tickler February 3, 2020

hashtag that in your cereal

"suck it" "how about them apples" "you thought it was this way but it's that way"

Person 1: Hey got any ice cream left?

Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!

Person 1: Wait there's none left!

Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal

by zugs May 4, 2020

Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

flour your nuts

To be royally screwed over, taken advantage of or otherwise dicked around. Also another way of telling someone to fuck off.

They wanted me to work overtime for straight time, I told them to go flour your nuts.

by ooh ahh ridge October 9, 2017

Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

Gut your fish

Female masterbation

Go gut your fish, have a wank

by Whatkindoftree March 9, 2018

Your gramps a tramp

An insult of the highest degree worse than your granny tranny

John: Your dad lesbian
Bill: Your granny Tranny
John:your Gramps a tramp
Bill:Rethinks life decisions then dies

by AsianFreedomFighter March 11, 2018