Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.

Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.

by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014

Turtle

Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS

this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out

by Gamzeelmao February 15, 2023

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Snapping turtle

Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.

Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that

Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well

by Lakelesbos69 August 30, 2021