Pickled Pink-Eye

The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.

Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?

by Swirvvv1 September 1, 2021

pickle fucking a sheep

Yeast infection passed back and forth between sexual partners. Aka a sheepy pickle

Bring with you is like a pickle fucking a sheep.

by The Hot Pink Sheep November 30, 2015

Pickle

Someone who is a big enough fan of Rick and Morty to wear it's merchandise in public

Cop: Ma'am, your son is... a Pickle.
Mother: *crying*

by cock-ring for your heart May 8, 2020

Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).

Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)

by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020

Pickle poison.

When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.

“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”

“Dude okay”

by Laceythepaninihead September 7, 2019

Pickle

Soft, juicy, green, yummy thing, you can eat and eat it over and over

I ate the soft pickle

by Pickle43333 September 20, 2016

pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 9, 2019