by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023
Get the i just smoke weed iclmug. A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
Get the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug. A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
Get the Smoke's Lawmug. When she is about to cum,pull out and when she turns around smack the bitch in the face with baby powder and flee in style just like batman
by The big bad bat November 8, 2020
Get the Smoke bomb getawaymug. The office guy Chief smokes on foil had to leave work early today. They were running a by one get one free special on Tim foil at Costco.
by Steveclarksleepster July 3, 2024
Get the Chief smokes on foilmug. When you pull your dick out of her ass leaving it gapping and take a long rip off your vape, gently blow the vape smoke into her gapping asshole, the smoke will slowly start to rise out and will look like the smoke coming off of a smoking gun barrel
Dude I took your advice and gave Molly a Smoking Gun last night, I even took a picture, look at all that smoke
by DecentlyGreasy January 29, 2022
Get the Smoking Gunmug. Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"
Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
by BigDog9 April 22, 2017
Get the Smoke Detector Birdmug.