Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022

Chocolate Milk Sundae

When someone shits in your mouth and it's so gross that you vomit all over their asshole, then lick the vomit off their asshole.

Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Milk Sundae.

by ismelldinonuggie January 3, 2021

Milk Me Silly

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by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 10, 2021

Chocolate Milk#5896

A really cool guy on Discord.

Omg is that Chocolate Milk#5896? I'm a big fan!

by a random guy using urban dict May 20, 2021

Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

choccy milk expert

The act of drinking spunk from another persons aresole.

Hey Ash, fancy some Choccy Milk.

Why sure, you know I’m the Choccy Milk Expert.

by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023

MILF Milking March

It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.

Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.

by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022