Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024

jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick

Jacob Micheal Taylor is very caring

by Very trusted source September 21, 2021

Jacob

Lives in your walls :)

You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.

Jacob is watching.

by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021

Jacobs

'Jacobs' is complex Cockney rhyming slang for 'knackers'. Jacob's Cream Crackers.

"I looked him straight in the face and said, 'I'll cut your f**king jacobs off!”

by Sr. Barata January 9, 2022

Jacob

An asshole who gets to cocky but Is pretty nice to his friends. usually the popular one and makes jokes all the time. likes sports and video games

Jacob's a complicated guy, in a good way

by rhys greenwood May 25, 2019

Jacob

Big choppa that will rip your girl to bits ps Jacob’s are big tokers wo wo

Jacob big dick

by SpookyfDa5th November 26, 2021