Porn-O-Potty

Watching porn from your phone whilst sitting on the toilet!

I need to take a dump. I'm going to o go use the porn-o-potty. Nothing like good porn and a good shit.

by Ahshemoto April 30, 2020

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Self Help Porn

Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?

Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?

Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.

Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?

Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.

Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?

Friend 1: Not yet :(

Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.

by COLCHOUR January 31, 2023

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Porn Sleep Sandwich

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

by Adrian’s pal October 23, 2023

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White house porn

When you shove a picture of the white house into another picture of the White House because why the fuck not

Yo later tonight ima make some White House porn!

by Micheal Jackson is white April 23, 2021

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Peppa pig porn

This is when you see Peppa pig getting some D from every animal in this show. It is also a way for people under 7 to masturbate without looking at naked peaple.

Mom- What are you looking at?
Kid- Peppa pig porn

by ThodraQC October 3, 2022

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