Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.
He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018
Get the Drive-Thru Christianmug. The best friend you could ever have and yeah you might search up his name and find some church website but no he's the best he'll be there for you no matter what and love you till the end he's that person you can count and and love without feeling weird to say it he's also very cute and weird also very funny the person who will make you laugh so hard but still very caring.
by CCChris2504 April 11, 2017
Get the Christianmug. 
Biggest dick motherfucker alive. Is the funniest man alive. Pretends to love guys but in reality loves all people expect homos. Is a true G to rely on
by Alejandroloveschris April 18, 2023
Get the Christianmug. Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
Get the Fake Christiansmug. Christian aitkens homeless bttm. A guy who got caught under a bridge bent over by a dirty old homeless man
by Wpg dude May 28, 2024
Get the Christian aitkens homeless bttmmug. girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.
girl2: ew.
by anonymous July 26, 2021
Get the Christianmug.