Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.
by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013
Get the special breakfastmug. by Zipdox November 7, 2022
Get the Special financial operationmug. The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in
“Hey man, how’d last night go?”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
by Jamess December 12, 2018
Get the J. Rich Specialmug. I am thirsty, can you make me a Francis Special. And double the Code Red, it's Christmas for God's sake.
by OCWEB November 30, 2016
Get the Francis Specialmug. I was really hungry and wanted a diet pepsi with my food but yovanis fucked me over and brought me regular pepsi. Get you yovanis special the fuck out of my department.
by Yoguy January 3, 2024
Get the Yovanis Specialmug. by taisleakybutt July 2, 2025
Get the Christopher mills drive specialmug. When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024
Get the Crack-hole Specialmug.