Social Media

A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.

I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.

by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017

Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

Anti-Social Smokers Club

Where to find weed in DC,

Anti-Social Smokers CLub is the Best Place to find weed in DC.

by rich4rdhe4d June 3, 2019

Social Discomfort

To feel uncomfortable around people attached to you

Bryce felt so much social discomfort with juli around him

by Xrusii April 7, 2022

Social experiment

The worst social experiment is what people did with animals, turning them from wild and natural to domesticated and obedient. At least other human beings deserve to suffer at the hands of other human beings when humans do the same thing to other humans(including black people), because humans are not innocent like animals. That is why all humans are a part of the problem (including black people).

No other animal besides humans would try something like a social experiment. Humans put a lot of effort into being the worst, so they deserve to be called the worst species to ever exist. Perhaps the coronavirus will lead to our extinction, would that be bad for the rest of the planet?

by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021

Socialism

Socialism is an left wing ideology in which the goal is for everyone to be equal.
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EQUALLY POOR!!! :)

You can use this word in jokes such as

- Socialism works
- Socialism benefits the workers
- Socialism stands for personal liberty

by Snuskgott_30:th_April_1945_POG May 17, 2022

Social fisher

These are people who would make sure they are always there supporting or participating in something that the world is talking about, it could be cycle to work, carpooling, eco-friendly initiatives, health talks or latest music or event happening in town...you name it and they have to be there and talk about it to everyone or post it everywhere.
They usually don't post about it but make sure that they are with certain people who like posting about it so that they get the limelight and publicity they want without doing much.

Ex 1 : he says he doesn't like listening to country music as it is below his dignity and on the other hand he talks about patriotism on his foreign trips ! what a social fisher
Ex 2: You have a fancy and bought all the gadgets in the world but you rarely use them !!! when someone talks about a latest camera..there you go... social fisher !

by Diableville April 9, 2017