The most hipster and pretentious suburb ever. Actually, it shouldn't be called a suburb because no one has a car and every thing is reachable by bike or train or bus (or walking). Oak Park has a reputation as being super liberal and full of hipsters who had kids and moved out of Bucktown. The only grocery stores are whole foods and trader joe's, but most people go to the farmer's market anyway. The public schools are great, but they are infamous for breeding hippie kids who look down on kids from real suburbs as being "uncultured." Oak Park is also the Chicago version of Park Slope.
"I tried going to Oak Park, IL, but was kicked out because of my distaste for kale, lack of culture, and Mitt Romney bumper sticker."
"Good! We can't have close minded conservatives corrupting our children. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a peace vigil to go to."
"Good! We can't have close minded conservatives corrupting our children. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a peace vigil to go to."
by whatsupUD July 6, 2015
Get the Oak Park, ILmug. When a person parks his car in a residential driveway while partially or completely blocking a pedestrian's access to a sidewalk
James totally parked his car like a pakistani.
There is no room on the driveway for you! What are you going to park like a pakistani?
I can't find any spots on the street. No shame in parking like a pakistani.
There is no room on the driveway for you! What are you going to park like a pakistani?
I can't find any spots on the street. No shame in parking like a pakistani.
by Deshi71 September 14, 2010
Get the Parking like a Pakistanimug. by shanlw February 7, 2007
Get the Parking Lot Pimpingmug. A borough in Morris county, New Jersey; a suburb of God knows where, its just some random suburb. The town can be described as nothing. It's a boring place. According to wikipedia, it's 7.4 square miles, that means it's 7.4 sqare miles of houses, thats all there is in this town, houses, with the exception of 4 strip malls and a McDonald's along Columbia Turnpike which make up some kind of pathetic excuse for a downtown.
Considered a "rich town" by some places, becoming richer as typical 60's/70's suburb style homes are demolished and replaced with very large houses, in many cases filling almost the entire lot. This looks odd as these houses do not at all fit in with the size and/or style of pretty much all houses surrounding them. Nobody seems to care, they build them anyway.
Home to "The Little Red School House," Holy Family, Ridgedale Middle School, The Florham Park Roller Rink, some sports fields, an NJ-24 entrance/exit ramp (which takes you to I-78 or I-287)and the New York Jets Summer Training Camp. Area code 07932-google earth it.
Considered a "rich town" by some places, becoming richer as typical 60's/70's suburb style homes are demolished and replaced with very large houses, in many cases filling almost the entire lot. This looks odd as these houses do not at all fit in with the size and/or style of pretty much all houses surrounding them. Nobody seems to care, they build them anyway.
Home to "The Little Red School House," Holy Family, Ridgedale Middle School, The Florham Park Roller Rink, some sports fields, an NJ-24 entrance/exit ramp (which takes you to I-78 or I-287)and the New York Jets Summer Training Camp. Area code 07932-google earth it.
by Jack Dunlevy March 2, 2007
Get the Florham Park, NJmug. it's a place where everyone can be happy
it's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' world
it's made of candy canes and planes
and bright, red choo choo trains
and the meanest little boys
most innocent little girls
and you know, I wish that I could go there
it has a road that I have not found
it's a place where everyone can be right
even though you remain determined to be opposed
admittance requires no qualifications
it's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
it's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' world
it's made of candy canes and planes
and bright, red choo choo trains
and the meanest little boys
most innocent little girls
and you know, I wish that I could go there
it has a road that I have not found
it's a place where everyone can be right
even though you remain determined to be opposed
admittance requires no qualifications
it's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
by Yo Nigga D Magic January 4, 2009
Get the New Hyde Parkmug. A small town in Nassau County, Long Island - a part of the New York suburbs which is boring for the most part, but acknowledged due to the rich areas such as the Hamptons in Suffolk County where rich bitches like Paris Hilton party. Long Island is flooded with JAPS- "Jewish American Princesses" who are the sons and daughters of those disgustingly rich folk, but New Hyde Park has a strong combination of white suburbanites (Guidos, JAPs) alongside urbanized ethnic gangsters (White Trash, Smart Koreans, Indian gangster folk, Hispanics). A few miles west of the town of New Hyde Park is a county known as Queens County, which for the most part is made up of unstructured ethnic ghettoes (comprising of Indians, Hispanics, Greeks, and even Arabs) with a few rich exceptions like regions of Forest Hills or Kew Gardens due to the rich Jews. I live in the section of New Hyde Park, known as Garden City Park, where a few blocks south, a really rich and beautiful suburbia known as Garden City starts and encompasses a beautiful shopping area known as the Roosevelt Shopping Center - with Roosevelt Field Mall, which is one of America's biggest malls. New Hyde Park is a biracial crossroad between city and suburbia.
by SarahHarrrdcore September 14, 2006
Get the new hyde parkmug. When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.
by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008
Get the front row parkingmug.