Camp Half Blood

The badass camp for demi gods (from the Percy Jackson Series by Rick Riordan) with shitty lives

My dad left before I was born, I have dyslexia and ADHD, I'm bullied, and I usually blow up half the schools I go to, ill fit right in at Camp Half Blood

by Garryteehee August 11, 2024

Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.

half-co-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

half-great-grandnephew

Half-sibling's great-grandson.

My half-great-grandnephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

half-familied

Being a single parent

Nicole doesn't have anyone else she lives with to help her out with her kids, so she is only half-familied.

by techyartsyman52 May 11, 2023

Half-mash

A song that is built around--or relies so heavily on--a sample from another it might (or might as well) be considered a mashup of the new song and the sampled one.

"Pepper” by the Butthole Surfers samples “Loser” by Beck, and “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice samples “Under Pressure” by Queen so much that each might as well be called a mashup, or at least a "half-mash."

by Hoban Alleyne May 21, 2018

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

half-co-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024