CO-blocked

Getting cock-blocked because of the quarantine caused by the corona virus (COVID-19)
I got CO-blocked. She supposed to come over but she can’t.
by Y0GI March 19, 2020
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Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
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Munch Blocking

When you try to date someone and they block you on everything. Blocking a munch.
That woman just munch blocked Chris because he wasn’t rizzing fast enough, I didn’t know she was munch blocking everyone
by poolboyQ June 02, 2025
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1900 Block

Goes by ShallowSide don’t fuck with 1900 block real street Jhitts really bout that
by 1900 Block November 24, 2021
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Age blocked

When a guy tries to get with a girl but is cock blocked by there age.
"Jim was about to smash Tracy than she said he was too young he totally got age blocked"
"What an age block"
by Dongslinger April 29, 2015
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Block feature

Oh wow! Not being able to block who follows you!? I CAN'T IMAGINE! WHO COULD EVEN CONCEIVE OF SUCH A THING! NOT ME!

Hym "Guys... How do you not see how fucking retarded you look? Decrying the fact that Elon is removing the block feature? You're... Are you even vaguely familiar with my existence? How... Guys... You're making this WAY too easy for me! Like... It is UNFATHOMABLE to you... That YOU... WON'T BE ABLE TO BLOCK THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FOLLOWING YOU... UNFATHOMABLE... To think... That YOU... Won't be able to do ON TWITTER.... What I CAN'T DO IN REAL LIFE... ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!? DON'T YOU SEE THE IRONY THERE!? I hate to admit it but Elon might actually be a genius! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? Do you think that it's ridiculous to be unable to block people from following you? The combination of these 2 things makes you A FUCKING RETARD. In 1 fell swoop... He made you all look retarded. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Why would you criticize that decision (to remove the block feature) when you know who I am and what I'm dealing with!? Seriously, you motherfuckers are DUMB AS DOGSHIT BOY! DUMB as ABSOLUTE dogshit! Do you even think!? Are you even capable OF thought? Do YOU consider what you do THOUGHT? Fuck... You see it right? The way in which he made you all looks stupid right? All of you at the same time. Like a hentai tentacle-monster in an all girls school... You all just go fucked at the same time. Almost as stupid as I made you look. You're dumb now. Dumb as an ontological reality. EVEN IF... You didn't vocalize it... If you even though that it was stupid... Even for a second... If THAT THOUGHT... Occupied ANY PART of the meat jelly within your skull... For even an instant... And you know who I am and didn't have a problem with me being unable to do it in real life... You're retarded now. As a FACT. Actually retarded. Actually and factually retarded. It's official! That's some Satoru Gojo shit! He combined the fact that YOU THINK it's preposterous to be unable to block people from following you (Red)... And the fact they you are aware of my existence and situation (Blue)... Hollow technique: Purple! You shouldn't have stepped forward! You were in the path of the attack! Fucking idiots man!"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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