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Frog Nuts

A sophisticated way of calling a man a slut. Cause the man's nuts be jumping around a lot and during winters stays loyal to one.
Man1:- Broo I cheated on my girlfriend 3 nights in a row.
Man2:- Look at you, you frog nuts
by Lucy50 April 19, 2023
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Holiday nut

adj. Someone who has an obsession with Christmas, Easter, and all other holidays. They have to be the first people to decorate, and lots of them. They have to have the parties at their house, and always wear holiday colours (ie. green and red).
by Jullian624 December 24, 2008
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Phantom Nut

When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.
She rode me so good i felt it in my Phantom Nut!
by Halfaman December 8, 2009
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skittle nuts

Someone who screws up often. A person that continues to make mistakes.
Bob showed up late for work again. He is such a skittle nuts.
by Holla4theDolla July 5, 2009
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Nut Five

An action involving a person's five fingers making contact with another person's testicles, in a slapping motion. A high five to the nuts.
"If you don't give me that piece of fried chicken I'm going to give you a nut five"
by jess0fresh December 12, 2014
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nut mug

Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.
Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him
by ....Donut April 23, 2018
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Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.
I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.
by professor bixby January 4, 2012
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