Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.
Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.
by Harold;-}} December 30, 2021
Get the Milk-Juice Manmug. by Kara Sue Rose Putnam March 19, 2017
Get the expired titty milkmug. When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.
"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"
by Schrödinger's Dig Bick May 8, 2019
Get the Schrödinger's Milk Tripmug. by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023
Get the choccy milk expertmug. by Turtlerod69 May 21, 2019
Get the Milk in the cereal bowlmug. the 2018 version of spill the tea. originated on the office supply instagram @jordanxfuerst with a meme.
by hahahehe:) May 6, 2018
Get the pass the choclate milkmug. by Strangeguycum April 1, 2015
Get the strange milk dudmug.