long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

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Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 4, 2023

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hung long

Having a long penis.

The Asian pornstars name is 'Hung Long' because he has a huge penis!

by Zracer24 October 29, 2020

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chicken long

1. One of the best chicken in the world

2. That guy who maybe sleeping with his Fiorentina jersey
3. Love to post IG story, you are probably stalking him right now

Oh you know chicken long ! He is our Dai Lo!

by Chicken long November 22, 2021

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Long bitty

A long bitch titty

1: you got no titty
2) BITCH YOU GOT LONG BITTIES
1: tf is a long bitty

2: a long bitch titty

by BaseStealer#28 March 22, 2020

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penny long

Penny long(n) A short, copper-colored dick.

Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”

Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”

Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”

by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 19, 2018

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