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Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020
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Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021
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Long Neck assouras

It's a large long neck dinosaur that looks like a T Rex that eats and poops alot
My long neck assouras keeps eating and pooping
by Longpoopeater February 15, 2020
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Daddy long legs

Daddy long legs is a person that is annoying and you truly hate. They are most likely to have an unusual name (examples such 'yourfather' or 'your mom'. You nickname someone daddy long legs is they are tall and are a father.
IF YOU CALL SOMEONE IN YOUR SCHOOL DADDY LONG LEGS OR GIRRAFE MAN THEN YOU ARE REAL GAMER
by A father epicc May 29, 2021
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Long John

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers
by sxccubxs June 25, 2018
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Long Kitchen

Man saw that long kitchen and got shook.
by Baby R (Free My Bro) December 22, 2021
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long shlong

long shlong is a Very long shlong Ok Best Gangster gang ever
Man I sure Do Love riding that long shlong
by skeeos February 20, 2020
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