john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.

friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."

by gruzzish October 23, 2023

John Bird

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 20, 2021

john grey

Handsome , heoric man .

He is a grandad to seven gorgeous children!
He has four sons .

I remember that john grey was in the World War II .

by Sophie and Anna grey ❤ January 2, 2017

John Pesce

100% full send. He got so much cash he's cashed out. Have pulled triple crowns and grand slams. He run this shit.

John Pesce got so much cash.

by Heckleton Fleckleton June 9, 2018

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care and support his/her love ones. Someone who enjoyed things where his/her personality show off. Who also cracks jokes that are often corny. A wholesome and extraordinary.

I want to have mar john for a lifetime.

by Keiyn June 9, 2021

John the dragon

John the dragon is a character created by Artemis on Amino and is the companion of Stardustkit. He is so powerful and super cool and very cute he is a large dragon that has many powers.

John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.

by winky face November 3, 2021

John Cleland

A racing driver who showed that he was going for first

"Im going for first says John Cleland"

by BringBackV8s June 23, 2022