Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Obed Is Cool

'Obed' stands for 'Oh no! Our table, It's broken' and 'Is' is an english word 'Is' NAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

THEREFORE, 'IT MEANS OH NO! OUR TABLE, IT'S BROKEN.'

FOR EXAMPLE:- 'OBED IS COOL BUT A KID CRIES.' AND 'THIS KID IS CRYING BECAUSE OBED IS COOL.'

by OKAY KID January 22, 2024

cool

when ur cool

“is so cool”

by 31lwr March 20, 2021

cool beans

something hereward would say

"your dog died"

hereward - cool beans

by not hereward March 27, 2023

Cool

They know they're cool, but won't accept it. They're short.

"Shakira is the coolest!".

by NamingANameToNameTheName. January 18, 2020

Cool Guy Jones

Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group

Oh wow look at this cool guy jones he’s scared of adults and growing up

by DirtyPopper288 January 10, 2020

Cool BEANS

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks

Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition

Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.

Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!

by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022