Shoot my load and hit the road

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.

Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare

by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020

hit your tallest friend day

On the 26 november you for one day can hit your tallest friend and it doesn't matter how many times you do they can not hit you back and they can not carrie the grudge over to the next day.

"Was up josh *slap*"

"Ouch what the hell" josh said

"Oh did you not here its hit your tallest friend day cya"

by Master_mind734 November 24, 2020

Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A surefire way to master dancing.

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !"
B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !"
A : "I 've got it now !"

by HudsonDuster December 27, 2009

S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

Very emotional and may lead to severe depression caused by the deep feelings produced by this saying

he hit her=she shit herself S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

by bigdaddynat April 21, 2019

Don't let the door hit you on the ass

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."

When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

by Billthrill1 April 21, 2007

Can I hit your vape?

Ceæn eye HETE your vayp;

Can I give you a blowjob?

And/or

Can I suck thy ween?

Dude I’m so gay can I hit your vape?

Dude I’m literally gay too wtf Ofc you can bro

by Fernisnothere September 2, 2021