cheeto fucker

A person that performs sexual acts with Cheetos.

Person 1: I shoved 7 cheetos up my ass last night, I’m a cheeto fucker
Person 2: tickle tickle

by North American Fella May 27, 2024

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Selfie Fucker

Someone who takes an endless amount of selfies with no end in sight

Have you seen XYZ's Instagram? Just photos of themself, they're such a selfie fucker

by em2020 May 28, 2017

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Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 15, 2019

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Needle dink fly fucker

Man with small penis

Man is that guy ever a needle dink fly fucker! Watch him go

by Trailerpark18 May 30, 2022

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Fucker from another cucker

See: cucker

When your parents watch each other fuck their own lovers and their newly conceived children end up being together.

P1: You see that girl over there? You don't want to know about her family tree.
P2: She's on her way to fulfilling the fucker from another cucker family legacy, that's for sure

by coldmail April 15, 2024

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