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fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.
by Shalmanese July 21, 2008
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hot as fuck

over 84F. or extremely good looking.
damn it's hot as fuck outside.

that girl is hot as fuck!
by akcel August 21, 2007
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grudge fuck

Having sex with some to get back at someone else

or

Having extra rough sex with someone as a means to get back at that person
ex. 1: Yea, i grudge fucked your mom on you...

ex. 2: That bitch was mean all day, but she wanted sex later that night. So i grudge fucked her.
by Rickbauls January 24, 2005
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lets fuck

an invitation for sex
in 'polite' grammatical form "lets fuck" would be
"say,we should have sexual intercourse"
man: heres the pizza you ordered
woman: i didnt order a pizza
man: lets fuck!
by Haberdasher December 28, 2005
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FUCKED UP!

when something utterly wrong is happening to you and your life, usually having to do with another person.
In some bad cases the other person who caused it may not see the wrong in what is occuring.
It is also a state your life can be in.
My gf claimed she loved me and i was her best friend, then cheated on me with another guy. I took her back and we broke up and an hour later she was with the other guy and she still wanted to be my best friend. FUCKED UP!

A robber broke into my house and fell down the stairs and broke his leg. He sued me for $100,000 and won. FUCKED UP!
by liedtokid February 20, 2009
mugGet the FUCKED UP!mug.

get fucked

to instruct someone to leave or go away
by bob May 13, 2005
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Ninja fucked

To have sex in an extremly fast, violent, but pleasurable (for both parties) event. The idea of "Fucking like a Ninja" is to get in, out, and off, before you can get caught, be it by parents, angry spouses, or even the police, in some rare occasions.
She got ninja fucked, dude. Right after they both got off, he was gone like a goddamn shadow.
by Andrew Flanagan March 4, 2006
mugGet the Ninja fuckedmug.

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