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theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
Im going to do laundry

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
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Cage-Free

A relationship mindset or status where emotional freedom, honesty, and personal growth are prioritized over control, secrecy, or performative connection. A cage-free person avoids manipulative dynamics, emotional entrapment, or cycles of withdrawal and reattachment. They seek open-hearted, non-coercive intimacy rooted in mutual respect, self-awareness, and clear boundaries.
We’re not labeling it yet, but it’s cage-free—just two people being honest, curious, and kind without pressure.
by Briton Phillip September 4, 2025
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free the guy

When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.
"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."
by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022
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free tap friday

The time a guy has a reason to smack a girls ass
Bob: Hey its Free Tap Friday
Jim: I already slapped Amy's ass were good
Bob: Nice man
by Square up CAKISUIANS May 26, 2018
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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
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Free Refrigerator

An attached, unheated garage in northern climates that, during the winter months, is used to cold-store large quantities of beer that are too big to fit in the regular refrigerator.

May also be used to store large food items, such as a whole turkey, possum, armadillo, packaged deer meat or large pot of soup that are too big for the regular refrigerator.
Dude 1: Oh man, there is no more beer in the fridge!

Dude 2: There's plenty more out in the Free Refrigerator - and grab a couple Bambi Burgers while you're out there so we can make a snack.
by Frostymugofsuds January 9, 2010
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free

Hi my name is free
by Ala5 May 30, 2022
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