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Maggie is so fake
by Garet April 26, 2019
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Fake Anti

A fighting move from the game Dacait.
According to the interviews channel 5 did with the top Dacait players "fake anti is when you shoot your anti dart at the dead guy in order to bring his hopes up but only for him to find out you emptied the vial beforehand", it was described as one of the most fast yet technically intricate moves by some people.
Goat: *shoots his fake anti dart at the BelgianFries who's dead on the floor*
BelgianFries: "thanks man I don't even know how did that monster manage to crawl up behind m..."

Goat: "sike keep dreaming"
by that one big X guy July 19, 2019
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Fake High

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.
"Dude you look fake high as balls!"
by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018
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Fake News

A made up word to make "evidence of gouvernement fraude and deception" seem implausible to media and citizen's
These reports about the lekker documents are fake news
by ImWhiteSoIMustBeRasict?! March 27, 2021
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fake spag

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille
by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 9, 2019
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Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
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Fake

Fake; not real. Used to describe Donald Trump's hair and your Gucci bag.
"Jessie, we all know that your tan is fake."
by himikotoga February 13, 2019
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