ur dad

slightly worse than ur mom u will get shot if u say it to the wrong guy

hey Allen ur dad gets shot in the leg

by anonymous March 7, 2022

charlie my dad

ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)

i had a bad day today but just talking to charlie my dad made my day 10382929 times better 😋🤲

by bigstinkybird October 3, 2021

sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad

Its like a phrase when your mad or anything really just say it when you dont know what else to say

Joe: "im breaking up with you"
John: "sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad"
Joe: "nevermind sugar plumps"

by i_am_mom February 11, 2024

dad fact

That weird random bit of information that a Dad will suddenly drop on you after you ask a fairly simple question. And is almost always 100% correct.

Me: why do international pilots need to know English?

Dad: It is actually called Aviation English. It was implemented because of a really bad plane crash back in the 1970's caused partly by language issues.
Me: *Googles it, sees hes correct* that's a Dad Fact!

by Mydadmadethisup September 9, 2018

dad

people make jokes about this person leaving to get the milk and it's probably true.

dad:bye son I'm leaving u
kid:NOOOOO

by Sir soapington February 11, 2024

Dad

In black (nigger) culture, dad is a fictional character many dream of one day meeting. It is also a high belief among the black community that dads are just a rumor started by big government propaganda to make them feel more out of place for not having one.

Black guy1: aye nigga I hear ya found ur dad.

Black guy2: nah nigga I bet you belief in tha toof fairy too, dumb nigga.

by Jacklinksfoolya December 22, 2020

dad

A person or father figure who went to get milk but didn't come back

My dad is in florida

by went to get milk December 1, 2022