ass crack baby

someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass

Kim is an ass crack baby

by hoyobuster1000 October 23, 2013

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004

Half back crack

An extremely unnaturally long ass crack

Look at her half back crack.

by Sallysaidso January 16, 2009

crack whore nark

a female who will do anything for crack incl sexual favours then when she doesnt get her way she'll tell the cops all about you

lauriita is a crack whore nark

by angeluvsdnb June 29, 2006

jimmy crack corn

Gee-whiz, gee-willikers, Jesus Christ!, Holy Cow, God-dammit... all the same thing really. Just an expression of surprise.

Man: "Jimmy Crack Corn!"
Woman: "What?"
Man: "I just stepped on a fucking lego!"

by Xeratai April 19, 2022