Funny boning

To penetrate a lover or casual whore in either the vagina or anus with your elbow.

Knock-knock, who's there? My mate Dave! he has come round for a funny boning!

by Gambo1983 April 24, 2015

Boning

A person that is Chinese and a noob at fortnite battle royale.He is also very very toxic

Boning stop being toxic

by SUXMYDISH November 19, 2018

no bones

A no bones day happens when the pug on tiktok flops back into bed instead of getting up. Subsequently, forecasting everyone’s day as a “no bones day”

I was going to go for a run today, but the pug had no bones.

by Jleem5 October 16, 2021

bone-smashing

verb -

an form of self-harm to accentuate one's self appearence, most notably their jawline. Branching off looks-maxing, bone-smashing is the action to hammer in one's jawline to its most jaw crackling mews, creating a more sharper toned look, you'll definitely catch all the men in town.

Sean- "look at what my bone-smashing lesson did to my jawline today."

Toeneigh- "is it supposed to be dangling like that?"

Sean- "you wouldn't understand."

by couch truck May 14, 2024

Bone Thrower

an automobile with a sunroof or moon roof the one can easily throw, discard or otherwise get rid of chicken bones.

my bro won't even look at a whip if it ain't got a bone thrower in it.

by TRANS-AM-MAN September 14, 2013

bone points

How much someone wants to fuck you, the more "Bone Points" the more sex is wanted.

Man, i have so much Bone Points with my mom.

by Dr. Jiggyfap July 12, 2014

Bones

The name of a particularly skinny individual, made from just skin and bones.

A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds.

A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables.

Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard.

Often struggles at fantasy football.

"He's all bones that boy"

"Bone-saw's ready"

"Where's Bones?" "Tanning".

by Blackpanther December 13, 2012