the beatles
The band that all the "punk" kids like to bash as "sissy" or "gay." What they don't realize is that without The Beatles, the bands they listen to now would never even be around.
the beatles by tintle September 6, 2004
The Beatles
you cannot deny quality. The Beatles is the grandest band in existence, and will forever be so. and for those who think otherwise... well, they should be fucked in the ass with pineapples.
The Beatles by pipi December 1, 2003
Ned Beatty'd
To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.
Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."
Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."
Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."
Ned Beatty'd by The Flying 69 August 21, 2009
Beats By Dre
A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.
Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"
Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"
Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"
Beats By Dre by Dumaitis October 1, 2011
Beating Peter
to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Beating Peter by vander-dale May 17, 2009