baby loud

A strain of marijuana that is considered really good mid

"Yo let me get a gram of baby loud for $15!"

by Mary69420jane May 13, 2016

Baby Sausage

ba·by sau·sage Noun.

An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.

The Pro-Life promoters outside the RNC thought that the sausages they were served where just called baby sausage because they were small, but in an amusing twist, they were actually fresh Baby Sausages made in the alley behind them.

by Dman-5 October 20, 2008

Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.

Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.

by The Sleaze July 6, 2009

beta baby

The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.

Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."

Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."

by Anna LeStache May 22, 2011

Baby Sippin

Someone who drinks alcohol in baby sips(take small taste). Drinks alcohol very slowly.

All the hommies were finishing up the 12pack and Jack was still baby sippin his first beer.

by HOOKUP July 31, 2007

Baby Douchie

A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.

Walks up to Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Hi Baby Douchie!"

by Dylanslove June 10, 2010

jello babies

the remnants of semen, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces or in the anal cavity after sexual intercourse

My boyfriend birthed our jello baby before we showered and went to bed.

by Rio September 30, 2003