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Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023
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fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024
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who canoes

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!
by -mojo November 10, 2020
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who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.
WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.
by aeron67 December 3, 2022
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Who Asked?

A common phrase used during internet arguments either when one states something entirely unrelated to the topic at hand, or when one lacks sufficient brain cells to form a valid/logical argument.
1.
*Two people having a conversation*
Person 3: I bought a second lambourghini last week
Person 1: Who asked?

2.
Twitter user 1: I personally think *piece of media* has its high points, but overall fails to deliver in many areas dominated by its competitors.
Twitter user 2: I'm journeyed all the way to a remote lake in the Finnish mountains and I still can't find who asked.
by CompleteGarbage1337 March 11, 2022
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me fighting somone: 🙂

they do the balkan jerk: 💀

meh friend from ohio: english or spanish

sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?

logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.

(end me)
guy1: hey

guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
by ligmasigma October 18, 2024
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Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.
Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari
by riverslover94 February 18, 2025
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