ur mom

someone I had sex with last nigh

dave: where were you last night
me: I was with ur mom *wink wink nudge nudge*

by urmomisaslutforme September 29, 2021

ur mom

well its ur mom duh

ur mom left for the milk

by Maria🐢 August 28, 2025

ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.

person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)

by kaellalien. June 6, 2018

Ur ban

How much times urban dictionary rejects words that the name itself has something to say

Friend: Hi, Im just making a word on urba-
Me: You meant Ur banned?

by Anonymous{3527} February 17, 2021

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

ur mom

"ur mom," the popular phrase off tiktok and other interent platforms used as either a comeback or as a joke.

person 1: who cares if you got a new cat?
person 2: ur mom
person 1: why my mom, not dad?
person 2: ur dad left for the milk, that's why

by djflkasdjfkadsjlkfjdlkfjldskjf January 10, 2023

Ur mom

It’s a “comeback” mostly used for humor purposes don’t get offended If someone says it to you. It’s genuinely not used like to make someone feel bad like we aren’t actually doing your mom and if you think that I’m concerned

Josh:hey what r u doing after school today
Me: ur mom

by Yepthisismoon May 12, 2022