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ur mom

someone I had sex with last nigh
dave: where were you last night
me: I was with ur mom *wink wink nudge nudge*
by urmomisaslutforme September 29, 2021
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ur mom

well its ur mom duh
by Maria🐢 August 28, 2025
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ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.
person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)
by kaellalien. June 6, 2018
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Ur ban

How much times urban dictionary rejects words that the name itself has something to say
Friend: Hi, Im just making a word on urba-
Me: You meant Ur banned?
by Anonymous{3527} February 17, 2021
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ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.
Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist
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ur mom

"ur mom," the popular phrase off tiktok and other interent platforms used as either a comeback or as a joke.
person 1: who cares if you got a new cat?
person 2: ur mom
person 1: why my mom, not dad?
person 2: ur dad left for the milk, that's why
by djflkasdjfkadsjlkfjdlkfjldskjf January 10, 2023
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Ur mom

It’s a “comeback” mostly used for humor purposes don’t get offended If someone says it to you. It’s genuinely not used like to make someone feel bad like we aren’t actually doing your mom and if you think that I’m concerned
Josh:hey what r u doing after school today
Me: ur mom
by Yepthisismoon May 12, 2022
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