Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
Get the Fake friendmug. When a person claims to be an eater and shares opinions only real eaters would have to insinuate a false motion
by Digitadedsec September 19, 2023
Get the fake eatermug. "I could go for a nice bowl of Frosted Fakes right now!"
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."
by Robbie06261995 August 6, 2020
Get the Frosted Fakesmug. An annoying little squit.
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish
The spoilt child of over-indulgent parents who gave him aveything but love and attention as a child.
by Gnash February 17, 2004
Get the Fake Stridermug. Someone who calls you there friend but doesn’t notice your not in class all day and asks for a ride home
by Rjabaddie October 14, 2021
Get the Fake ass whoremug. When people whisper to each other but aren’t really saying anything . To make other people think they’re talking about something.
by TheHobbit786 May 20, 2022
Get the Fake Whisperingmug. A fake friend is basically a person whom is claiming he/she is your "friend" but eventually he/she will turn their back on you and then try to be friends again. These people are literal bitches and I would advise whomever is reading this to please pay attention to who you hang around because you'll never know you have a fake friend until its too late and you get your back stabbed.
(friend #1) You should watch out for a fake friend y/n.
(Friend #2) What if YOU'RE the fake friend?
(Friend #1) WDYM? YOU'RE probably the fake friend........
(Friend #2) What if YOU'RE the fake friend?
(Friend #1) WDYM? YOU'RE probably the fake friend........
by anonymous190282 March 24, 2022
Get the Fake Friendmug.