poop libby

1) symptom to a serious medical condition.
2) a fictional medical condition used to call in sick for work
"i've got a bad case of the poop libby's."
"the doctor says i have poop libby and i can't come in today."
"are you coming down with poop libby?"
"oooohhh i've got poop libby!"
by shizzelby July 27, 2004
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No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .
“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”
by tytyiscool20 July 09, 2020
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soup poop

A thick, soup like excrement mixture, that sprays forth from the anus without warning, and may result in mud butt if not taken care of immediately.
sally: "so what would you like for dinner Indian food or Mexican"

jack: "golly if those are my only choices, where every we end up eating I will be serving up a hot steamy bowl of poop soup when we get home"
by Bad Bad Leroy Brown October 14, 2004
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poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing
Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse
by bubba March 26, 2003
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poop tits

That girl has poop tits.
by chance March 10, 2004
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poop donut

when u penetrate a girls booty hole, and she shits. The shit then envelopes the weiner, making a donut made out of poop; a poop donut
Sydney was gettin fucked in her booty hole, and she made a poop donut halfway through
by meepsmeister July 12, 2009
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Phantom Poop

When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time
Shit dude, I just took a phantom poop
by WhatAreEggs April 20, 2018
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