Hot pair of socks

by KatGov October 8, 2025

Dooky sock

When an unemployed person shits in a sock and puts it on.

It always so squishy when I put on my dooky socks!

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.

Man, I sure need a sock enlarger now.

by Van1lla December 9, 2007

Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.

"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”

by thoughtography August 19, 2015

Tattoos from knee to ankle, sharing the same space of a tube sock

Oh shit, you got your sock finished? Looks sick!

by izussuzi May 11, 2021

An object used for sticking your penis in it and nutting the inside. You can give them to your siblings and pretend it is not full of little sperms

Here take this sock

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019