Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about.

Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020

social admin

The effort one has to put into maintaining relationships and organising events; the non-fun bit of friendships.

Jenny: How come you didn't RSVP to my party invite? Don't you like me?
Paul: Social admin overload this month.
Jenny: Fair enough.

by JB42 January 7, 2014

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol star in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2014

social sixteen

The front sixteen teeth, eight on the top and eight on the bottom, where if you’re missing people will judge you.

That guy is missing one of his social sixteen, don’t talk to him he must be shady.

by B.R. November 21, 2022

Social Solutionist

A person who looks to resolve social issues without regard to political rhetoric.

Social Solutionists solve problems while politicians use problems as socially divisive talking points.

by IUSAI October 20, 2010

The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.

"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"

by Ctcblue May 28, 2017

Social Assurancer

One who uses Social Media to lift another up, using encouragement, hope, and optimism as an anchor in their lives.

Having my Social Assurancer online, means that when my day goes south, I’ll always have someone to lift me up, and provide hope.

by Strypers Dad March 6, 2024