Russian shit

When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.

That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.

by gavsdaddy December 29, 2010

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shit bucket

A bucket in which to shit

guy 1: "hey man do you know where the bathroom is I gotta take a massive dump"
guy 2: "use the shit bucket"

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant December 4, 2018

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SOPA that shit

To delete, censor, or block something.

Has to do with the shitty law that the "wonderful" American government is trying to pass.

Guy 1: That fucker keeps posting dumb shit on my wall.
Guy 2: SOPA that shit.

Someone starts shit on your Facebook - SOPA it.

Comment making fun of you? SOPA that shit.

by Allen75 January 24, 2012

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Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.

Example 1:

Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!

James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.

Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!

by TequilaMonkey May 9, 2012

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