Late-Season

The 2014 version of the 2013 slang "that's dead"

Man: If I take you out to dinner we're having sex.

Woman: That's late-season.

by The Black Garbo January 4, 2014

pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.

Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.

by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014

bra season

Warm weather that allows females to wear loose fitted tops and show off their bras through the armhole. Bra season is usually associated with Summer, but some eager females start bra season in Spring.

Matthew's bathroom water art feels more inspired during bra season.

by hobobs April 16, 2014

beef season

The time of the year when ameture body builders attempt to reconstruct their flabby asses in the gym with excessive protein shakes and loud and obnoxious remarks about their new "accumulation of "gains".

Joe: I'm going to the gym!
Tony: why?
Joe: it's beef season!

by Kevin money December 30, 2014

Guy Season

The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.

Oh god, it's guy season again.

by BabbyyI October 10, 2015

scrot season

that game where your gay as fuck and try and hit your freinds in the balls

James one scrot season

by nojuuhu May 11, 2016

salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships

i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year

by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016