Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it”
by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020
Get the Smokingmug. A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
Get the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug. by Ghost.Corpse October 27, 2023
Get the Smoked outmug. The accidental or purposeful killing of a woman so hot that's she is as hot and spicy as a Habanero. The potential killing of which has massive and dangerous repercussions, just like eating a Habanero
Although she was the sexiest woman around, she slept with the wrong man and thus became a smoked habanero.
by Sean J Stewart July 25, 2022
Get the A Smoked Habaneromug. A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
Get the Smoke's Lawmug. Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022
Get the smoking googlemug. The act of sticking someone with a non explosive greande and then watching them go up like a carton of cigarettes.
Team - He's down, everyone stick the punk with your smokers to show what a bitch he is.
Kash - You assholes. Why did you smoke tag me.
Kash - You assholes. Why did you smoke tag me.
by Blash May 23, 2008
Get the Smoke Tagmug.