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poop nails

The type of fingernails that are short, sharp and deadly. They can scratch you and cause an infection because of the amount of germs under the nails. Usually found in young adults or poopsockers (because they don't wipe).
James got him with his poop nails and now you have to put neosporin on it so it can heal.
by Shelisa October 24, 2007
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poop libby

1) symptom to a serious medical condition.
2) a fictional medical condition used to call in sick for work
"i've got a bad case of the poop libby's."
"the doctor says i have poop libby and i can't come in today."
"are you coming down with poop libby?"
"oooohhh i've got poop libby!"
by shizzelby July 26, 2004
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soup poop

A thick, soup like excrement mixture, that sprays forth from the anus without warning, and may result in mud butt if not taken care of immediately.
sally: "so what would you like for dinner Indian food or Mexican"

jack: "golly if those are my only choices, where every we end up eating I will be serving up a hot steamy bowl of poop soup when we get home"
by Bad Bad Leroy Brown October 14, 2004
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poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing
Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse
by bubba March 25, 2003
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poop tits

by chance March 9, 2004
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poop donut

when u penetrate a girls booty hole, and she shits. The shit then envelopes the weiner, making a donut made out of poop; a poop donut
Sydney was gettin fucked in her booty hole, and she made a poop donut halfway through
by meepsmeister July 12, 2009
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Phantom Poop

When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time
Shit dude, I just took a phantom poop”
by WhatAreEggs May 28, 2018
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