Paul is the greatest guy out there. He will protect you and love you no matter what. He’s very cute with long lashes and perfect eyebrows. If you ever meet a Paul in your life, hold on to him and never let him go. He will change your life in a way no other person can. He’s just the best.
by bootybooty6666 June 5, 2020
Get the Paulmug. Calling someone a Paul is to call them an oddball. Someone who may not realise how odd they are but takes delight in obscure, perverted and sometimes pedophilic comments and stares. A paul may ruin a holiday getaway, not ruin but it sure leaves a sour taste ay. Larissa's dont get along with Paul's, and Dylan's don't either. best to keep Paul inside, away from the family and away from the internet
by brizla-j2dvz January 24, 2025
Get the Paulmug. Well, where do I even begin? Take care and time with Paul, he is a warm individual once you get to know him. He can be very sweet and deep. He's not afraid to ask questions and understands the importance of making people feel as comfortable as possible, as he doesn't like to make assumptions; he doesn't really believe in them. Paul wants to be understood and also makes an effort to understand what makes you the way you are and I assure you; through his sarcastic remarks, laughter, dark humour, ability to make you feel better, advice he gives you, it can/will be one of the easiest and most unimaginably amazing relationships you'll ever have. Take it slow with him, but not too slow. Unravel his story. Things will come naturally if it's meant to be. Push Paul, make him realise his true potential. He will equally do the same for you. Guide Paul, aid him in his decision making. He will try to help you decode your troubles also. Nurture Paul, we all go through tough times but, my Paul has gone through a lot therefore, remind your Paul; whatever predicament he may have gone through or be in, that it's all okay and that things can/will only get better. He will soothe any wounds you have, regardless of their complexity...
by _kitty August 2, 2021
Get the Paulmug. Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.
"Fuck you Paul,"
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
by Unicake February 6, 2019
Get the Paulmug. 
Dude your such a Jake Paul
person one: HES DYING!
person two: WHY?
Person one: he watched jake paul and died of cancer and cringe
person one: HES DYING!
person two: WHY?
Person one: he watched jake paul and died of cancer and cringe
by its_ordinary October 25, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. The best person you'll meet in your entire life. He's a sweetheart, and hilarious. He's Tall, He's Charming and romantic. He's the only person a girl would need. His smile will blow you away and his voice will give you butterflies like you've never had in your entire life. He's So sweet your life without him after you've had him will make you want to kill yourself because he's the best thing that could ever happen to you. and the best thing he’s a person you can count on to hangout at the park or anywhere you would want to go. He’ll do anything for you to have a fun day with him or a way to make you happy, Like playing volleyball or hitting each other with the ball for fun or going to the store buying snacks or drinks.
Paul : hey, want to hangout later
You: yess, just tell me when.
Paul: alright bet, hmmm how about at 3:40 pm
You: okay see you there, I’ll text you back when I get there
Paul: okay see you there
You: yess, just tell me when.
Paul: alright bet, hmmm how about at 3:40 pm
You: okay see you there, I’ll text you back when I get there
Paul: okay see you there
by - your loving friend November 23, 2021
Get the Paulmug.