Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza

A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

pizza

teenagers' slang for suicide

guy1: what ya doin' today?
guy2: I'm going to order some pizza
guy1: dude no, life is too beautiful to do it.

by Patho August 20, 2017

pizza cohort

Unnamed well-wishers, associates and confidantes.

My pizza cohort and I like share our ESPN Insider passwords.

by AO OA July 16, 2003

A None Pizza with Left Beef

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Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.

This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!

by axdh August 14, 2023

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a pizza containing ham and pineapple.

Kyle: "Pick me up a swineapple pizza on your way home'"

Missy: "What the heck is that?"

Kyle: "Pizza with ham and pineapple you lint licker."

by labattblue December 10, 2013

pizza rolls

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can you cook me pizza rolls in the oven

by anonymous February 1, 2022

one-eyed pizza

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That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025