by fashionpolice55 May 19, 2011
A god like human. Almost like a mythical being. So fascinating that you would want to cut your balls off when you witness this man. He will do the undoable. he eats diamonds. He lost his virginity before his parents. His kids will have diamond enforced sternums so their heart and lungs will never be in danger. He knows a man, named Carter. He Poops on this Carter. He beats this Carter. In Golf. So you got Tiger woods. He is a player, stud, and good at golf. You got Samuel P. Holland who is tiger times 6969696969696969696969.
A father would really appreciate making a child with his wife. But After a visit with Samuel P. Holland, this man lost his balls and now can only get pleasure by fingering his butt hole.
by aprettycoolguy August 11, 2011
1. When a guy hits on multiple chicks at one time
2. Randomly adding sexy chicks on facebook.
3. A slight tool
2. Randomly adding sexy chicks on facebook.
3. A slight tool
by thedictionaryman25 September 17, 2009
Rest In Peace
Robbery In Progress
Rapist In Proximity
Racist In Power
Resistance In Public
Runner In Pain
Roofie In Pinot Grigio
Robbery In Progress
Rapist In Proximity
Racist In Power
Resistance In Public
Runner In Pain
Roofie In Pinot Grigio
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2016
I wish I could be like Turk P. Diddy, he steals all of the bitties from me and he didnt even speak to her.
by Turkeynoham March 13, 2017
by co-operations manager January 27, 2009