Shit on my Dahl

Hindustani, Rajasthani and Punjabstani slang. To ensue someone has ruined your lively hood. A man would declare "You really have shat on my dahl".

A man would declare "You really did shit on my dahl".

by zitsnpits January 28, 2019

Cheese My Elk

Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life

Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.

by Woofmutt February 28, 2022

My Political Views

A variable that changes with the people I'm trolling.

My political views? Depends on who I'm trolling.

by gela-kela May 21, 2021

losing my shit

Going crazy

"Omg Tina that was fucking crazy!! I'm losing my shit!!!!"

by AverageDuke69 September 2, 2017

Douche my Chode

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010

My Body Is Ready

Phrase said by Reggie Fils-Aime in a Wii Fit test at an E3 the meme exploded so much that even Nintendo referenced it in Pokémon

Les do this My Body Is Ready

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 14, 2021

Getting my balance

Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.

Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.

by revnorb November 30, 2011