Nerd Butter

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower

Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.

by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025

Nerd

Some who just knows unnecessary information

Did you hear that Mathew is a huge fucking nerd?
No shit

by Geniuswhosalwaysright April 12, 2025

NERD

Nerd (n.) – nerdious meius maximus: A rare and delightful creature often found covered in paint, eating 20-pounds of almonds in one sitting, and enthusiastically hyping up the men in masks. Identified by erratic bursts of creativity, spontaneous dances moves, and the ability to turn any topic into a passionate TED Talk. Warning: Prone to bouts of chaotic kindness and existential monologues at 3am. Approach with snacks and compliments. Will become your favorite kind of unstable.

Person A: "Why is Mei painting a cat mural on the fridge while explaining that a smoothie is just a type of soup to the pizza guy?"
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."

by Gregory Gorham April 24, 2025

Nerd

nerd is actually not an insult but a compliment because it stands for

Not
Even
Really
Dumb

"bro steven is such a nerd"

"dude u cant say that thats rude"

"bro does NOT know what nerd means 😭🙏"

by pauluzz April 24, 2025

Gaggle of Nerds

Gaggle of Nerds (noun):

A chaotic yet endearing group of highly intelligent individuals who, like a gaggle of geese, travel in packs, honk over plot holes, and occasionally hiss at factual inaccuracies. Known to flock around comic book stores, convention centers, and whiteboards covered in equations. Approach with snacks and an open mind.

Oh boy, watch out! Here comes a gaggle of nerds going to the new Magic release party.

by myfakenameforthis June 3, 2025

Nerd

A slur designed by retarded people to hate on non-retarded people out of jealousy for not being retarded.

I enjoy calling people who are better than me nerds because I’m a sub 80 IQ retard and sad about it

by blahblahblah29 June 11, 2025

Deep Nerd

Deep nerd refers to a person who does not appear nerdy at first glance but betrays his nerd-dom by exposing his obsessive interest in a particular subject. Think of the sports fan who can cite particularly obscure statistics.

DJ Split tries to play it cool but I knew he was deep nerd when he told me the name of the sound engineer on the record he was playing.

by Troglogoblin April 8, 2024