Your Brother A Mother

The worst of the worst of insults. The only thing that stumps this is Your grandpap a trap. Its some heavy shit though.

Me: Your mom gay
Friend: No U
Me: Your brother a mother
Everyone implodes

by Double.xd May 14, 2018

First Mother

The mother of the president of the US or other head of state

She is the first mother of the President of the US

by Maria F. March 26, 2022

Mother

A large piece of meat sitting on the couch demanding food or beer. Loves chores will be weird around your dad. Hearing banging noises in the night is normal.

I heard strange noises from mother last night.

by Other Ethan November 5, 2021

mother jesus

One beta that does stuff. Second in command right after Cyber. She does stuff, I guess.

Omg it’s Mother Jesus!
Kool!!!

by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

by Vshjaar March 6, 2010

Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

Your Mother

a fat old pig who never does anything

your mother is fat

by qweyupasdghjklzxcdhghe79ur December 19, 2024